Maddie's got crabs

We brought Maddie home 6 years ago. Her only belongings were a rainbow collar, and her beloved stuffed crab. That crab has stayed with her throughout the years and has seen his far share of beatings. But we just can't bring ourselves to get rid of the poor guy. And just when we think Maddie has had enough of the crab because she hasn't picked him up for a good chew in weeks or sometimes months, she randomly plans a sneak attack and pounces out of now where on the little guy.
Anyway, David was out shopping on his lunch today and found a brand spankin' new Mr. Crab. We couldn't believe it! Of course he had to buy one.
I'm hoping the new Crab can at least last a few weeks before he's just as mangled up as the original Mr. Crab.